VWORP VWORP SHAMLESS PITCH LP

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Funny and fab songs written to brief for genre based projects - New Magnet as featured on: The Mitch Benn Podcast, Black Sheep Brewery Website, Doctor Who News and The Mick Ronson Tribute Concert

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released January 26, 2014

Instruments and Production - Hullo Porrp
Singing and Dance Moves - Roger Hatts
All Songs Written by New Magnet

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Track Name: Where's my Space Age? (Tomorrow's World)
Hey Tomorrows World Hi it’s good to know ya
But You promised us a brave utopia
Were we’d live in pods sustained by trees
And we’re kept cool from the sun by manufactured breeze

We never even got
That easy park rubber car
You just smeared the laser CD
With plumb jam from a jar

Where’s my space age
In tomorrow’s world, in tomorrow’s world
Where’s my space age
In tomorrow’s world, in tomorrow’s world

Dear blue peter Sorry to distract you
But when you buried that small time capsule
You said it would review the past
Because in 40 years time will our memories last

But what about what you said we’d get
Weatherproof skin suits, And backpack jets
Living on the moon, And dating Venusians
An end to war using peaceful solutions

Where’s my space age
In tomorrow’s world, in tomorrow’s world
Where’s my space age
In tomorrow’s world, in tomorrow’s world

Where’s my inflatable health suit
In tomorrow’s world, in tomorrow’s world
Where’s my self tying work boot
In tomorrow’s world, in tomorrow’s world
Where’s my travel shoot
In tomorrow’s world, in tomorrow’s world
Track Name: Green Green the Death
‘Twas in the town of Llanfairfach
Where darkened times did choose
To encase the place with the loss of life
And the death of the minor Hughs
‘Twas near the global chamicals plant
His body lay serene
But his passing brought a mystery
As it glowed a deathly green

Oh green green the death
But beware the final breath
Beware the wrath of the angry boss
Oh green green the death

I dwelled within the Wholeweal
The nuthutch to another
We lived in our community
Sister, father, brother
And as we ate fungal protein
A message from the mine
A man they called dai evens
On his life they had called time

Oh green green the death
But beware the final breath
Beware the wrath of the angry boss
Oh green green the death

The green death’s what we called it
Formed from the chemical age
And carried by monster insects
In their larval stage
Professor Jones searched for a cure
He tried and tried and tried
But he caught the emerald curse
And very nearly died

Oh green green the death
But beware the final breath
Beware the wrath of the angry boss
Oh green green the death

Through an act of serendipity
an antidote was discovered
And Nancy she made sandwiches
As Professor Jones recovered
We all ate fungal protein
Its tastier than meaty faggots
And we all recall the episode
The one with the giant maggots

Oh green green the death
But beware the final breath
Beware the wrath of the angry boss
Oh green green the death